Antoni Cryzuk staggered into the room, blood running down his face, bumped into a shocked Samantha, who in turn spilled her drink on Georg, a man known to be super sensitive about his clothes and true to form, turned and biffed her, hard in the mouth!!
Silence reigned for a full 10 seconds, then Antoni ran to Samantha, lifted her to her feet, smothered her in apologies and kisses and kicked Georg hard, extremely hard in the balls, setting off a whole new chain of events, which was ultimately to change the course of parliamentary history.
It had all began 3 hours, 12 minutes and 34 seconds earlier when Antoni, realising he was late for the ministerial briefing, ran across the road from Westminster tube without looking left, let alone right - BIG mistake HUGE!! He crashed over the Ferrari of all posh prams, the The Twin Techno Maclaren buggie with fitted Universal Packer and Bumper Bar containing Fiona and Cedric Malmaison-Egerton Smythe no less under the tender care of the most formidable Mayfair nanny of them all, Fluella Ramsbottom. She packed a punch that had sorted out four paratroopers having a little fun in Soho, only three nights ago - and that was for simply looking at her, a certain way! This was nothing like that, this was serious - her charges had been endangered, nay possibly injured.
She let out a war whoop and let fly. Antoni felt he had been hit by a truck, which in fact he nearly had been and that would have been preferable, as he returned to the pavement he had left a moment earlier, but now faster and nearly a foot off the ground, his peripheral vision sort of recognised Fluella and made the connection with the Prime Minister, whose sister Fluella in fact was! to top it all, Georg was the estranged step father of Fluella a fact few people knew. What a complex web we weave.
Now Randy Ramsbottom was on his way to the conference Antoni had been hurrying to - on Road Safety where some very contentious proposals were to be discussed with the public hoping for a balanced conclusion to be reached.
Over to you ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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